COBRA COMMANDER
IT CAN’T STAY PRISTINE IF YOU RUB YOUR GRIMY FINGERS ALL OVER IT, MORONS.Really, Anons, we must maintain some semblance of professionalism, here.
Remain 5 feet away from me at all times, thank you.

IT CAN’T STAY PRISTINE IF YOU RUB YOUR GRIMY FINGERS ALL OVER IT, MORONS.
Really, Anons, we must maintain some semblance of professionalism, here.

Remain 5 feet away from me at all times, thank you.

Seriously, who even likes cold weather?

Seriously, who even likes cold weather?

They’ll set up an appointment to meet with you, and from there will determine if you’ve got what it takes to serve in our mighty organization!

They’ll set up an appointment to meet with you, and from there will determine if you’ve got what it takes to serve in our mighty organization!

While COBRA is a fairly successful operation, we won’t normally refuse extra resources! We’ll team-up with and take all kinds! until things get tough and we cut them loose.
((EDIT: dang it I did do the Skynet one wrong. That’s what I get for making a reference to it when I haven’t even seen the Terminator movies! This has been fixed!))

While COBRA is a fairly successful operation, we won’t normally refuse extra resources! We’ll team-up with and take all kinds! until things get tough and we cut them loose.

((EDIT: dang it I did do the Skynet one wrong. That’s what I get for making a reference to it when I haven’t even seen the Terminator movies! This has been fixed!))

I leave for one World Conquerors meeting, and of course I get WAY BEHIND! GIVE ME A BREAK!

((Yikes! We’ll return to your regularly scheduled programming in a while! Gotta catch up! >.<” Thank you for all the asks! Sorry that I’m so bad at keeping up with you guys! ))

I did my best under the circumstances, and I have nothing to apologize for. I was busy building the world&#8217;s most powerful terrorist organization, and Billy didn&#8217;t see eye-to-eye with me. He left to live his own life, and that was all fine and good, until he came back and tried to kill me. 
I eventually forgave him. After that accident of his I tried to be a better father, but he walked out on me AGAIN as soon as he heard the words &#8220;world domination&#8221;!
Looking back, I was entirely too patient and forgiving with that boy. He didn&#8217;t deserve all those second chances. I should have pulled the &#8216;brainwashing&#8217; thing on him as soon as he tried to leave the first time!

I did my best under the circumstances, and I have nothing to apologize for. I was busy building the world’s most powerful terrorist organization, and Billy didn’t see eye-to-eye with me. He left to live his own life, and that was all fine and good, until he came back and tried to kill me. 

I eventually forgave him. After that accident of his I tried to be a better father, but he walked out on me AGAIN as soon as he heard the words “world domination”!

Looking back, I was entirely too patient and forgiving with that boy. He didn’t deserve all those second chances. I should have pulled the ‘brainwashing’ thing on him as soon as he tried to leave the first time!

When I get into a jet, I don&#8217;t want to worry about it transforming into a giant, alien robot and crushing me in its hand!
And if he DIDN&#8217;T crush me in his hand, Starscream would probably talk the whole trip. About himself.
No, thank you!

When I get into a jet, I don’t want to worry about it transforming into a giant, alien robot and crushing me in its hand!

And if he DIDN’T crush me in his hand, Starscream would probably talk the whole trip. About himself.

No, thank you!

((Almost caught up with asks, I&#8217;ve just got a few more left unanswered! So send in some new ones while I wrap up these older questions! :] ))

((Almost caught up with asks, I’ve just got a few more left unanswered! So send in some new ones while I wrap up these older questions! :] ))

((Destro is always guilty until proven innocent.))
Well then, COME OUT FROM HIDING BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS, YOU COWARD, AND CLAIM YOUR REWARD FOR SUCH CHILDISH PRANKS! I believe a pit of ravenous alligators will be appropriate reciprocation!

((Destro is always guilty until proven innocent.))

Well then, COME OUT FROM HIDING BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS, YOU COWARD, AND CLAIM YOUR REWARD FOR SUCH CHILDISH PRANKS! I believe a pit of ravenous alligators will be appropriate reciprocation!

As for my LEAST favorite, it would probably be Destro. That idiot is too ambitious for his own good! And I still haven&#8217;t forgiven him for that whole &#8216;trying-to-replace-me-as-supreme-leader&#8217; thing he and Mindbender pulled.
And I guess they actually succeeded for a while there. All the more reason to hate him!

As for my LEAST favorite, it would probably be Destro. That idiot is too ambitious for his own good! And I still haven’t forgiven him for that whole ‘trying-to-replace-me-as-supreme-leader’ thing he and Mindbender pulled.

And I guess they actually succeeded for a while there. All the more reason to hate him!

We do not mention that abomination here. I am the only authority COBRA needs concern itself with.

We do not mention that abomination here. I am the only authority COBRA needs concern itself with.

Jeeze, what is this, Pick-On-The-Commander Day?!

1) I thought that if I kept a brisk pace I could make it into the jungle before those buffoons realized it was me. They caught on a bit quicker than I believed they would.

2) Xamot and Tomax weren’t even IN disguise! They wear those business suits regularly to meetings and around town! I almost can’t believe they still fool those Joes just by putting on a tie and slacks!

And what are you suggesting by ‘…or the nurse’?! You think that was even an option? I do have SOME dignity left, you know!

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THIS IS WHY I CAN&#8217;T BE NICE TO MY MINIONS.

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